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Terms of Service

Last updated · April 2026

These are the terms for using Meh.. They are short. They are not unusual. By installing or using the app, you agree to them. If that is a deal-breaker, the App Store has a refund button.

License

You get a personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to use Meh. on Apple devices you own or control. The license is governed by Apple's standard end user license agreement for licensed applications, which lives at apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula. If anything in here conflicts with that EULA, the EULA wins for the parts Apple cares about.

Card images you generate via the in-app Share sheet — the rendered affirmation over a scene — remain ours, but you have a personal, non-transferable license to share them in any non-commercial context (texts, social media, group chats). Don't sell them. Don't redistribute them as a product or in a competing affirmation app.

In-App Purchases

  • Tip jar (consumables). The tip jar items are consumables. Per Apple's policy, consumables are non-refundable except by Apple. We don't process refunds and we have no mechanism to. If you want a refund, request it through Apple's "Report a Problem" flow at reportaproblem.apple.com. We won't be offended.
  • Content packs (non-consumables). The packs are tied to your Apple ID and restorable. If you reinstall the app or get a new phone and your packs don't appear, tap "Restore Purchases" in the tip jar sheet. If that does not unlock content you actually paid for, email us at support@getmeh.app and we'll help you sort it. For App Store billing problems unrelated to unlocking content, Apple Support is the right address.

Acceptable Use

Don't reverse-engineer the app, redistribute the affirmation content, or wrap any of it into another product. Don't use the app to harass anyone — it is a daily affirmations app. Be reasonable. There is no community feature, no chat, no shared content, so the surface area for misuse is small, but the rule still applies.

Disclaimer of Warranty

The app is provided "as is" and "as available," without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We don't promise it will be uninterrupted, error-free, or that the affirmations will resonate on any given day. The text is humor and light reflection. It is not medical, mental health, legal, or financial advice. If you are in crisis, please contact the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline (US) at 988 or your local emergency services. A daily affirmations app is not the right tool for that moment, and we'd rather you reach a human.

Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, our total liability for anything arising out of or related to the app is capped at the greater of (a) the amount you paid us in the twelve months before the claim or (b) fifty US dollars. For most people that ceiling is fifty dollars. For someone who has bought every content pack and emptied the tip jar a few times, it is roughly the same fifty dollars. Indirect, incidental, special, consequential, and punitive damages are excluded entirely. Nothing in this section limits liability for fraud, willful misconduct, or any claim that, under your local consumer-protection law, cannot be limited or excluded.

Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, United States, without regard to conflict-of-law principles. Disputes arising out of or relating to the app or these terms will be resolved in the state or federal courts located in Pennsylvania, except where mandatory consumer-protection law of your residence requires otherwise.

Changes to These Terms

If we update these terms, we change the date at the top and note material changes in the app's release notes. Continued use of the app after a change means you accept it. If you don't accept it, deleting the app is the appropriate response and we won't take it personally.

Contact

Questions, complaints, refund-routing help, or a kind word: support@getmeh.app.


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